Phone Sex

I'm not sorry.

I'm not going to pretend I don't enjoy it. You should be working on something important. Planning to surprise your wife for your anniversary. Improving your skills so you can get a better job. Looking for a real girlfriend who will love you and care about you.

It's so much easier and more fun to jerk off for me on the phone, isn't it?

Let's face it. I'm younger than your wife. I make you cum harder than that dried up almost menopausal hag. I give you a big fat shot of dopamine when you let me plug into the dark, shameful, taboo thoughts in your brain that you've never told anyone else. It's better than money. Money is only for paying for more of my attention. And you could never get a young, crazy, kinky girl with perfect skin and sweet pink nipples and a round, peach butt and a wardrobe full of slutty clothes on your own.

And you're going to do things for me you would never do for anyone else. You're going to tell me secrets you would never tell anyone else.

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I am online six days a week. Thursdays off.


Here's a menu of all my goodies $5 and under. I will be happy to reply to chat messages as soon as I see them even if I am away.



Send me $6.66.

Wanna play a drinking game designed to uncover your bullshit and empty your wallet?

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