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LISTING CHAT GOODIES FEEDBACK

WHY DO YOU EXIST?

It’s not a philosophical question, loser. There’s a clear and easy answer.

YOU EXIST TO GIVE US YOUR MONEY - ALL OF IT!

Take a look below ...

Do these girls look like they should have to WORK for money?
Fuck no. And that’s why you’re going to give it to us.

In case you don’t understand, we are HIGH MAINTENANCE sorority girls.

Here’s a Louis Vuitton bag we want.
(And we ALWAYS get what we want!)

Want to know how much a bag like this goes for?
Trick question, bitch! The answer is: It doesn’t fucking matter!
You will buy it no matter what it costs.

And don’t even THINK of stroking your tiny pindick and buying us something from Victoria’ Secret! Ugh, that place is for trailer trash hoes like your wife. If you plan on buying lingerie or bikinis, they better be from Calvin Klein, Stella McCartney, or Agent Provocateur (pictured below). If not, we’ll just throw them the fuck out.


And if you’re buying an Amazon Gift Card (super trashy, btw), don’t even send it unless it’s got 3 figures on it.


What’s that? You say you don’t have enough money to be able to afford hot, rich brats like us?

TOO. FUCKING. BAD.

Sell your car and take the bus.
Sell your house and move into an apartment.
Already live in an apartment? Move into a smaller one.
Sell your plasma.
Stop buying nice things for your wife.
(We’re going to make you divorce her anyway.)

Bottom line: We don’t give a FUCK how you get the money. The only thing we care about is that you send it to US.

So, it looks like your task is pretty clear, bitches. Start SPENDING, and START SENDING!

XOXO
Princess Sophie
and
Princess Layla

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