Phone Sex

I know, I get it.

You are seeking an outlet? Something fun, risky, and a kick ass sexual release?

I don't see anything wrong with that. Just as long as, you know..... you aren't a miser. Seriously, why spend time with someone who doesn't have standards? Where I'm from, men don't like subpar pussy or skanky company. They fall all over themselves for beautiful women with radiant personalities and EXTREMELY talented.

Now, when I say talented, this isn't exclusive to how well she blows your cock or cooks your favorite dish. I'm speaking in terms of how she makes you FEEL. The lump of anxiety in your chest everytime you hear her voice...the settle anticipation of smelling her perfume...the wonderous tickle of excitement at her next demand of you.

Ahhh, now I have your attention? Exactly what do I mean by demands? Oh come on, don't be dismal. In this world you can't get something for nothing. You also may flip this and say in that case, a woman should give you something in order to receive something. Yea but unfortunately that isn't how "THIS" works. You see, women, like me? ARE RARE. We pride ourselves on being the definition of grace but alpha in every aspect of our lives. There is no guess work in how we choose to get what we want. If it is decided that men will fund our amazing lifestyles and career goals then cheers to us! Still in all, I love the excitement of sex and getting a guy off. Hearing about your fantasises and controlling your orgasms are so sexy. I simply don't like spending time with men who don't value my greatness with generosity. It's the biggest compliment you could ever give a lady---YOUR MONEY. Those hard earned dollars you have disciplined yourself to save, and spend on ridiculous things, such as..ummm errr your wife? Yea it's time to realize there are more important things to sacrifice for. Like your phone calls and love money tips to moi.

To save the hassle of asking, yes I love and embrace ALOT of fetishes. I especially enjoy keyholding and being an accomplice in ruining your relationship for personal gain. Don't judge me. Aren't you the one cruising around for phone sex and dominance from someone..... like me?

I think we'll get along just fine.

Forever Yours,

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When you leave feedback, ask yourself am I being a dick? Because if you aren't then I won't need to be an asshole. I strive for fairness in all I do but keep in mind I'm not your wife, girlfriend, or whore. I'm not obligated to fulfill your demands. If anything, you should be utterly grateful I am here to provide you an outstanding experience. You get to worship, talk to me, and spend money on pure perfection. Get the drift lover boy? If you don't like something I do or have presented send me an email. I'll let you have your say, but don't try to slander my character because your expectations and wallet didn't match up to my demands. If you don't like something your boss does, you are mindful of your reaction to avoid a trip to human resources. I am YOUR BOSS. Got it?