Hi boys and girls! If you see this listing, I'm at my day job, at a research lab, and I'm in a scheduled room all by myself! Data entry and analysis is SO DULL, and here I am horny and alone, dirty thoughts in my head. I can only tease myself, because what if someone walks in? I have to be quiet because what if my co-workers hear? BUT...I CAN enjoy getting YOU off! I plan on staying horny alllll day and getting off after work. So come play... Do it FOR SCIENCE!
Bonus points to my fellow geeks who get the following references...
Oh, these points of data make a beautiful line, we're out of beta we're releasing on time....
MY CAKE IS NOT A LIE! (this cake is great, it's delicious and moist...)