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Will I talk? Will you talk? One of us is going to be silent, but you're just happy that I'm a live woman actually answering. Maybe you need to be quiet and can't talk, or maybe I simply don't think you're worth it.

Let's be honest, I'm just going to ignore you regardless. Completely. You'll call, I'll auto answer, but beyond that I'm just going to set down the phone and forget you're there. I'll probably sit on the phone or stick it in my pocket so you can worship my ass while I keep ignoring you.
I'm not interested in you enough to type up a description to "sell" this listing to you. You're going to call in because you know you aren't good enough for me, never will be, and your best shot at *anything* is to throw money at me in a desperate attempt at being noticed. I won't. I never will. You'll still keep paying because money is the only thing about you that could even remotely get my panties wet.

You're a loser whose only worth in this world is the size of your wallet. Keep paying and maybe eventually I might notice you for a second. That's really all you can hope for. Call in now and worship whatever body part I put the phone next to while I do something else more worthy of my time like editing my next video or negotiating a custom video order that you could never dream of affording, or maybe even fucking my husband. Call in and find out.

My face when you call:



Because let's be real, I'm probably dancing while I ignore you. :)