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leader, Kim Jong-un learns that his
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I started a GoFundMe account and
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dead homeless bum, I don't care. I
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workers just to please you. It will be
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I sold my neighbor's dog as a
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please you. It will be nice not hearing
that bastard barking all night long.
I returned a broken vaccuum to Wal-
Mart that I found on the curb just to
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