I get so very horny when there's no one here to play with, how about you give me a call? You can tell me all about exactly what you'd love to do with me, and I'll tell you what I'd love to do with you...I hope you're so full of testosterone and stamina and spunk, I LOVE sex and need lots of it! I will ride my dildo like it was your cock, and you can fuck me until I cum. WARNING: I am a multiple orgasmer, I may leave your balls completely drained!!
Complete discretion assured - it will be our little secret ;)