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Jewish Joon Cleaver

JEWISH JOON CLEAVER'S IGNORE VOYEUR HOTLINE


Jewish Joon Cleaver hits the road with her SmartPhone.
Poor boy, you miss her already.
When will MILFY be back online and available
for your oh-so-seedy needy needs?
Fuss and fidget no more, little whore.
I've decided to indulge you even further.
We never have to spend time apart with this
IGNORE VOYEUR HOTLINE.
I am here for you, there for you, everywhere I care for you...
and your hot little yearning peenie weenie.

Don't expect me to entertain you as in put on a
song and dance routine for you, like usual.
Joonie has stuff to do: yoga class, power shopping,
writing my next best-seller, communing with nature,
drinking the third cappuccino of the day,
visiting the post office
and occasional college classes to name a few.
(mmmm nice hunting grounds for young men
needing educational nurturing...)



If you are reading this listing and it says I’m available...
all that means is I’m here to take your money
if I choose to pick up the phone.
You might hear me washing my face,
dispensing water from the cooler,
cooking up my favorite Argentinian shrimp,
using my exercise equipment,
or maybe if you get really lucky...
pleasuring my sensual self if I’m still at home.
More likely I am out and about and you’ll hear car noises,
drive-thru banter, my feet on the pavement,
random store noises, food cart interchanges, nature sounds
and maybe a catcall or two.
Oh, and maybe I’ll burp if I drink my coffee too fast.
Who knows?
You’re enough of a loser to pay for this nonsense
so all I can guarantee you about your call
is that all bets are off...
along with your pants!

Use your time wisely! While you’re mindlessly stroking
your dick wondering why you called,
spend some serious $$ on my merchandise as well.
Push my buttons, and I’ll push yours, HoneySuckle.