Greetings Goddess worshippers, inheritance cucks, pay pigs and financial fuckboys! you’ve steered your way to Me because despite that big fat paycheck, something is still missing in your life; you lack a reason to keep grinding away at that desk, day after day, before you shuffle off this mortal coil – that "something" is a Goddess to shower with gifts, money, praise, and worship.
Well, now that you've found Me... you will address Me as Goddess Solanas.
Do not contact Me without making an introductory tribute:
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** Remember: there is no second chance to make a good first impression - pay up piglet! **
We both know you've had all sorts of dirty thoughts over the course your lifetime, not to mention all the foul things you've actually done. It's time for you to confess every oft-revisited fantasy and sordid detail to Me - you already know there's no way you could hope to keep secrets from a Goddess like Me.