You will never measure up to my man, physically or financially. You are such a loser, but I am willing to do some charity work and listen to you whine about how you never satisfied a woman and how all your girlfriends cheat on you.
If you catch me in the right mood you might get to listen to my boyfriend bend me over and take me hard and deep. You might finally hear what it sounds like when a woman is experiencing actual pleasure, real time.