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Penis Assessment Line 4 Puppies Froggies + Minions

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Penis Assessment Line- Want an honest opinion/assessment of your penis from a real life Psychologist Princess? Call Now Loser
Hi Losers! This is my Penis Assessment Line for Puppies, Froggies, Minions and Losers like You! Since all of you losers are so obsessed with your own dicks, now is your chance to get a real assessment from a Psychologist/Sexologist Princess. Really it shouldn't matter as much as it does, sadly it still does to some extent because of this fallen state we have come to find ourselves in. If you need some reassurance maybe I can help with this, or maybe not.. Maybe my brutal honesty will hurt your feelings but you can't get to the next level of your life without first being real with yourself. I've always said I don't care how much something hurts, I'd rather hear the truth than to be lied to and stay in my delusions. Honesty goes a long way which many losers are unwilling to give, therefore I cannot help you if you choose to stay in denial of what you truly are- a loser creature!
I often ask losers why they are such fucking losers but the real question I should be asking is how can you prove to me you are not a loser?! If that's even possible! If it's not then perhaps you need to do some self reflection work before attempting to impress a real woman. If you don't care about impressing or having a real woman then just leave her the fuck alone! A real Princess does not have time for losers and their same old redundant ignorant bullshit and it makes her more angry by the second being interrupted from whatever she was doing that was far more important than you, your dick and your fucking money.
Asking me to sell my soul just to please you is nothing I am remotely interested in and how rude you are to assume I want to hear that garbage. I will not set myself on fire just to keep you warm, to keep you comfortable, to tickle your ears with what you want to hear, to keep you in your stagnant state of life affairs, in your delusional unrealistic fantasy world, better to rip off that bandaid quick so you can heal for real. My time, my life, my peace of mind is much more precious and valuable than any amount of money you may have, the price you ask me to pay by compromising my standards and sacred values is way too damn high compared to my ultimate worth. I couldn't possibly charge you a per minute rate that would be adequate because my true value is immeasurable beyond any preconceived societal constructs. AMEN. Kiss my Perfect ASS Losers. Love Princess Tess
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