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You are six inches tall
and beginning to annoy me
as I watch TV,
kicked back and lounging on my couch.
I can't stand to see you
shuffling across the carpet
like a small little animal
that nobody thinks is cute...especially me.
The next thing I do changes the outcome of the night for one of us...
Can you guess who that might be?