Phone Sex

: Looking for the best phone sex? You've found it, here at NiteFlirt.

So Niteflirt wants me to be sure I describe:

"the specialties that you offer"

I don't offer specialities. I am not a restaurant.

"your experience and background"

Yeah, I have some of both.

"the reasons why someone should pay you for your services"

You shouldn't pay for my services, because I do not offer services.

But you should call me anyway.

Want to know why?

Because my voice is like honey, I'm really fucking interesting, and whatever happens, it will be memorable.

Oh wait, I do offer a service- bedtime stories. I read bedtime stories.

AND I will happily make fun of your perverted ass if you consent to it. Men are like monkeys with their chronic masturbation and I enjoy telling them what I really, genuinely think of it.