Phone Sex

: Looking for the best phone sex? You've found it, here at NiteFlirt.

So Niteflirt wants me to be sure I describe:

"the specialties that you offer"

I don't offer specialities. I am not a restaurant.

"your experience and background"

Yeah, I have some of both.

"the reasons why someone should pay you for your services"

You shouldn't pay for my services, because I do not offer services.

But you should call me anyway.

Whatever happens, it will memorable.

Oh wait, I do offer a service- bedtime stories. I read bedtime stories.