Ah, finally. The line you deserve, huh?
After calling, you will promptly be put on mute, as I continue going about my day
doing various tasks that are way more important
than acknowledging your existence. You'll cherish every sound that you hear from the line,
whether it's me typing at the keyboard, giggling at how ridiculous
and pathetic you are, brushing my hair, sipping a drink
or even if I'm completely silent. Who knows?
Maybe you'll get lucky and get to listen in on someone else's
show. Best of all, you'll be so hot knowing that you're paying
for all this. It feels good, doesn't it? ^_~