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First wanker contest was a success: http://skyswinningwankers.blogspot.com/ The winners are posted on my blog fellas and I thought I would add them here too Tom first place winner Matt second place winner and Brian 3rd place winner. Their dick pics are posted on my blog :)

Here little wanker, you are on the right listing no backtracking. It's time for you to learn your place, all the time sitting their rubbing on that tiny over sized clit of yours wishing you could have a woman do it for you, but knowing you could never please her. Give me a call, and be prepared to get on your knees and beg me for mercy. Prepare to be used to the fullest for my entertainment all while hoping I will see how behaved your being and allow you to touch that poor excuse for a dick.

A little note from me to you: As far as lacking of imagination comment it's fine he thinks so my regular callers know this is not the case and I have plenty of feedback stating otherwise. More importantly for anyone wanting to check into all my listings most of my ratings aren't from feedback but from every 15 minutes someone is on the line I get 2 more points. If I lacked imagination that wouldn't be the case on my phone only listings now would it? As far as the call it wasn't easy for me to get into a caller that made things difficult because of a simple audio issue that made the call lacking for me just as much as him. Don't put me off more by getting snipity with me for your issue, don't call back and expect I have "fixed the issue" If it is my issue I will let you know and give free minutes over it, rarely is that the case 99% of the time I am on a corded house phone except for cam calls since I need more mobility.

So if there is an audio error you can either fix it, or go, do not take my lack of interest in your call out on me when you have been hard to hear, done nothing to fix that issue, and then attempt to rush me through your call, especially if you are calling my submissive line. If you expect to rush me you will get less quality.

I understand the term quickie those times happen ;) but if we've never really talked before and you pull that on me you get what you get. If you want to please me, and be pleased then you will take time with me so we can both get into it. If you have an audio issue, adjust your position because 9 times out of 10 I've noticed on my end of not being able to hear you it's because your finger is on the mic. I can't respond to "? ? ? sissy. please ? ? ?" It also puts me off but I am willing to forgive. Get pissy with me for your errors that put me off in the first place and to that I say good riddens. It makes you look pathetic and not an entertaining way, in a "You are not worth my time" way. :) Peace

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