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We will rip into you like no other. We are QUICK, WITTY & FUCKIN MEAN!!! We are HONEST!!! We will tell you EVERYTHING everyone else is scared to. If you have a soft ass & are NOT ready to have it ripped into you need to keep it moving onto the next one. Sir Lancer & I are TheBE$T for a fuckin reason!
We WILL make you squirm & squeal like the little oink'er bitch deep down you KNOW you are!!! We are available to do this on cam upon request. (must purchase ID's to cam)
***(((FYI)))***
I don't know why I have to make it a point to explain this but WE DO NOTHING BUT SHIT TALK!!! This is not a Role Play listing. This is a listing for pure shit being talked to the pathetic existence that is YOU. My Hubby is NOT gay. Its cool if you are We don't give a flying fuck. ;)

Go buy Us sex toys.
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***UPDATE***
I NOW HAVE A GIRL FRIEND THAT TAKES CALLS WITH ME. So from time to time you may get Her & I rather than Sir & Myself. Its a special treat. She's a bigger bitch than I am. Who knew that was possible.