I'm opening up My sadistic arms for a bitch boy that longs for a bud that will hang out and treat him like shit.
*I will spit on you.
*I will sit on you face and fart.
*I will grab your head and put it in my sweaty pits fresh from the gym.
*I will grab your hair and rub your face across every inch of my sweaty nasty gym socks.
*I will walk on you food and make you eat it from my dirty sneaks and boots.
*I will mercilessly degrade you and anything about you that I possibly can
*I will backhand you in the nuts for fun and then do it again if you flinch.
My point is you're a bitch to me simply because you'd allow someone to do some shit like this to you. I'm the type of mean fucker to take advantage of the free laughs that will definitely come from this.
.....and when I'm done you can thank ME...