This listing is for you lonely losers who don't have a girlfriend — and never will have one! I know you want Me, but you could never have a HOT GODDESS like Me.

Well, as long as you pay Me, I'll be your girlfriend… your Bitchy Girlfriend. I'll give you the most irresistible Bitchy Girlfriend Experience.

You will pay to tell Me about your day, how addicted you are to My beauty. We can watch movies together, have cell phone chats while I'm out spending your money.

You will be a good, pus*y whipped sugar puppy, and I will pretend that I like you.