Please pull the rug out from under me again, Master Xak! I
NEED the rug pulled out from under me!
Motherfucker! It's worth dealing with the devil to get addicted
to perv porn this hot!
Making a deal with the devil always works out
great. I get a hard on for all eternity and all it
costs is my soul. I can't wait to get started!
I do anything Master Xak says!! I get so addicted to my
own nasty habits that I neglect other duties! And then I
have to lie about what I was doing or where I was
If you want to become a total fuck up, listen to Master Xak
and do whatever assignments he tells you to do, no matter
how ridiculous they may sound. They'll lead you to become a
fuck up, believe me!
Whenever I listen to Master Xak, I start
fucking up my life. I guess it's because I'm a
fuck up, loser, but I did a deal with the devil and
he always comes around to collect by taking all
my luck with him. Then, I'm really fucked!
A deal with the devil is a fools bargain. Once you get in you
can't get out and the devil is a stern task master. You owe
your soul and will suffer unending embarrassment.
It really is like selling your soul. Master Xak makes it sound
worth it, and then pulls the rug out from under you.
Dealing with the devil is a really cruel and evil listing that
grants you whatever you want, but it costs you your soul!
Should you do it? Absolutely!
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