Master Xak is an expert at merging fantasy and reality. The more I read
and watch, the more I become a coarse, blue collar, foul-mouthed dong-
Pants have to pay if they want anything out of life. And even
if you don't, pants pay anyway. If you have to pay you might
as well pay Master Xak. He understands.
I get this feeling my life is about to get even more all fucked
up than it already is. That's a good thing right?
Wow, this is some serious listing. He promises he's going to
fuck your life up good and I can tell he not only means it, he
can do it too.
I feel totally engulfed and devoured by Master Xak's superior intelligence.
He inflicts his control on my body and I have no choice but to comply.
Comply, submit, obey and masturbate over and over again because there
is no other choice.
Oh is this ever going to get me fucked up! I'm sure glad I
called Master Xak, he knows me better than I know myself.
Just played Master Xak's crazy dice roll game again. I ought to be sent to
Camp Dumb for a few months for being such an idiot. Hint: There's a 100
percent chance you're going to lose.
Master Xak has shown me the way to get anything I want out
of life if I sell my soul to the devil. Sounds easy enough but I
have a feeling there's a humiliating catch to all this I'm just
not thinking of yet.
I couldn't wait, I had the need. Master Xak fulfils the deed. He
makes me horny with unbridled lust. Worshiping him is now a
I wanted more sex in my life and got what I wanted but didn't know it
would make my farts louder, smellier and more constant than they already
are. Ear-splitting, detonating farts to humiliate me 20 years. A fools
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LIAR! LIAR! PANTS ON FIRE!*
Don't even try and tell me you don't lie your ass off when covering your tracks and trying to keep a lid on how much you need to fuck your fist so the wife, girlfriend, fiance, partner, lover, co-worker, boss--WHOEVER--doesn't find out... Shhhh... What they don't know won't hurt them. Is that how you think, jerk-wad? From now on, there's NOWHERE to hide! Your BULLSHIT will be literally COMBUSTIBLE; shooting out flames from the SEAT of your PANTS EVERY TIME YOU LIE!! Your honesty is being SCRUTINIZED to make sure you're not trying to evade anything even remotely truthful! IMAGINE: "Have you been looking at PORN again?' Answer: It better be "Absolutely! I'm a MASTURBATOR!" Otherwise, everyone will know the truth when your ASS starts to BURN a hole through the seat of your pants and they erupt in an unmistakable demonstration of what a known LIAR you are who won't be getting away with it again! TOTAL EMBARRASSMENT, EXPOSURE and EXPLOITATION will be YOURS. You WILL be caught! There is NO MODESTY, NO PRIVACY and NO SECRETS and you'll be publicly HUMILIATED to the fullest extent of human capability!
MASTURBATING to PORNOGRAPHY and calling phone sex is what prevaricator fuck-ups LIKE YOU DO who either can't afford to date, aren't good looking enough to date or are just plain losers. Yeah, think about that, masturbator... You should be ashamed of yourself and from now on there will be TOTAL TRANSPARENCY!!
Oh, the hours you've wasted with your dick in your fist! Now it's time to pay the piper, you SAUSAGE-STROKING SPAM-SLAMMER! Fucking LIAR!!
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