I love telling Master Xak my secrets, he makes them seem
so much dirtier than they really are!
Master Xak says my mind is as filthy dirty as my underwear
which is saying a lot because I took his crazy, messy lard
challenge, which I highly recommend of course. Ask him
When Master Xak porns me up with his miracle picture sets,
I lose all control and pay through the nose but it's worth
Master Xak's dazzling photo sets make my dirty dick hard, and my filthy
mind all the filthier.
Master Xak knows how to get in your head... Too bad
theres not much left in mine ahaha lol
I've been such a masturbator and porn addict lately. I can't
keep my hands off of myself and thanks to Master Xak, I'm
going to keep being that way. He'll justify any weird ass
fantasy or fetish you have.
I don't know what I was thinking. But whatever it was got me
in a lot of hot trouble and now Master Xak is using it to his
advantage. His resourcefulness never ceases to amaze me.
Master Xak knows how to tap into those deepest secrets, get me to spill
them and then use them against me
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Don't call me unless you're wearing your dirtiest underwear*...
Yeah, I'm a guy next door type alright... The kind of guy next door you can always call on for a late nite painkiller, or as chief popper-borrower. (We know you don't really 'do' them, you just like to help out sometimes, so I always have stuff to 'lend' you to huff...) I'm also your PORNMASTER. I have all of that shit that you don't 'usually' watch, but like to see occasionally: The really sick, degrading, triple X-rated, graphic FILTH that gets a 'man of your kind' wound up and ready to get in trouble over.
I can't be responsible for missed appointments and being late for work all the time—but I do have a vast and legendary bank of 'excuses' I'm always glad to help you out with. It's hot for me to see how into all my shit you get, man... I know you 'don't drink very much' and I can be counted on to hide your booze for you and you can have it whenever you want it instead of whenever 'someone else' SAYS you should have it... And the same goes for that tray of cupcakes you'd rather just 'have around' for 'whenever' that nobody but me knows you have.
If you don't have an 'addiction' but an 'excessive obsession' with anything worth developing a habit for, I'm your man, confidante and designated driver... Well someone has to come and pick your sorry ass up from the fool you made of yourself at the wedding reception that time... You know the one I mean, where your second cousin caught you masturbating to porn on your smartphone and exposed you in front of everyone... That was a real mess. And what was that? How much did you say you'd pay me to keep quiet about that....? AND I know about the dirty underwear! ALL of your filthy secrets... So let's TALK about those...
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