P.S. If you think I’m going to go all cutesy-sex-kitten for you, you’re dead wrong. Bother someone else who would be willing to roll around and be a mattress actress for you. All due respect to those women. Also, if you choose to write something nasty, GO CRY INTO YOUR ICKY-STICKY HUMPED-TO-SHREDS pillow. It’s your job to entertain ME. Aww...Are your feelings hurt? GOOD. That's the POINT, genius. I don’t care much for pouters.