Just call, say hello and we'll go from there. I am good at scolding and give world class lectures. Have your wooden spoon, ruler, or hairbrush handy because your going to have a sore bottom by the end of this call!!! Be prepared to confess your misbehavior and receive your punishment. Bad behavior punished, bad habits corrected!!! A good old-fashioned, bare bottom spanking will leave you feeling wonderfully refreshed and exhilerated. The therapeutic effects of some proper discipline will be quite profound, so call me NOW for a sound spanking!!!