"I don't understand it most of the time - this communion - but I don't think I need to understand it when I have you as a guide. The further I wander down what I thought was a unknown road, the more I come to realise that you have always known where I'm going."
NOW THAT YOU'RE HERE, TELL ME YOU'RE A NON-BELIEVER
if you’re here … it’s because you already recognise my power and my superiority, and crave the danger of my proximity.
it isn’t difficult to control you—you are ripe for submission and just waiting for the right woman to weaken that last thread of resistance.
my tools are sharp and shiny.
i will cut through your delusions with surgical precision.
the only remaining symbol of power you still cling to is your money … but don’t worry, i’ll happily take that from you as well.
it’s so easy when my arousal becomes your only desire.
you would do absolutely anything for my pleasure—and you will.
"God, I love you, you know how to hit me right in the amygdala."
"You're the last thing I think about as I start to dream and the first thing I long for when I stop—and, of course, you rule my dreams."
"You're always in my head—whispering your smart seduction; sometimes like a sheen on my skin—astringent but calming;
often on my tongue—eager and absorbing; but now in my balls—flattering my hunger."
"You entangle my synapses and endocrine system, and you've been planting those tiny thorns just where I'm most vulnerable.
Now, whenever you want, you can conjure such sweet painful longing. My love, my exquisite Lady of Pain."
"You navigate the dark passages, push open the half closed doors, turn the key on those that are firmly locked, and you tempt and cajole those hidden desires into the light - where you devour them with magnificent relish."
"You’ve inspired just about every emotion I’m capable of - like the gesamtkunstwerk you truly are, you wrench and you tease and you flatter and you command.
It’s a glorious privilege to be the subject of your attention, to flourish in the light of your all-seeing gaze."
i am expensive. my rates are high for a reason.
financial domination is not a game for me. i fail to see the “dominance” in setting a low rate in order to make myself palatable to the masses. my high rates are an effective filter; a velvet rope that keeps the slobbering hordes of uncouth jerk-junkies from wasting my time.
i am the only GENUINE ordained cleric on this (or any) adult platform. spending time with me is a unique and unforgettable experience, and my rates reflect that accordingly.
if you believe i am out of your range, you are probably correct.
if you believe i am out of your budget for live telephone sessions, consider perusing my wishlist or sending a polite introductory message—with tribute attached, of course.