Hey all you dick jerking mindless hand humpers: A recorded listing that will make you feel discomfort and shame for being such a willy wanker.
Masturbation addiction is probably one of the saddest afflictions that can occur to someone besides the scorn of having a small penis. Got both? Hoho you are a real loser. Let's cut to the chase: Just call this recording now. You know your dick is twitching for a nice degrading wank.
Buy it now and listen to it over and over again.