"Awww, I'm sorry it never grew, sweetie. Now you'll just have to make internet humiliation your sex life; it's not so bad! *giggle*"
This is a voice recording of Goddess Lycia guiding you through masturbating your small penis until you make squirties.
Hi sweetie! So, your wittle wee-wee never quite grew, did it? Awww, I feel so bad for it! I understand that wittle penises need luv, too, but it's not like you will get the kind of luv that *big* penises get. Heck, you won't even get the luv that *average* penises get! This is because no girl wants your tiny dinky poking around at the opening of her vulva. Why would she want that when there are penises that will actually go *deep inside* and feel good?!
I also understand that your little pee-pee is hornier than larger ones, because there is less space for the horniness to fill! So here you are, sooooo horny and desperate to make squirties. But because you have such a silly little gigglestick, you need to be humiliated in order to get off!
Well, okay sweetie, I will sweetly humiliate your itsy-bitsy thingie until you squirt. But you have to pay $4.99 per minute for the privilege! After all, it is so darned little that anything less would be me being *way* too nice ♥