Be IGNORED by a superior Asian Goddess! I will drain you of every last dollar while you hopelessly hang on My IGNORE LINE like the pathetic loser you are.
Likes: Weak men, devoted worshippers, spending sluts, fat bank accounts, high credit card limits, big tributes, money slaves who stay on My ignore line for hours.
Dislikes: Short calls, tiny dicks, even tinier bank accounts, clueless whiners who try to talk to Me on the ignore line.
I am the quintessential Female Supremacist, the Financial Femme Fatale of your dreams, the Foot Goddess of your every desire, the Money Domme who will have you drowning in debt yet still yearning to come back for more.
I am insatiable and IRRESISTIBLE! My supreme feminine wiles, long silky black hair, amazing curves and perfect feet will entrap you - and your bank account!
I love a good wallet drain, and I especially love it when you load up your account, tail wagging like an obedient little pet, before calling Me to be IGNORED. You WILL max out those credit cards, dip into your savings, and GIVE IT ALL to Me!
When you call, you will greet Me humbly with "Please allow Me to serve you, Goddess Linda" and expect to be ignored while I go out, shop, talk on the phone, listen to music, watch TV, or if you're especially lucky, you will call just to HEAR MY AIR. If you send a hefty tribute before you call, I will even laugh at you on the phone for adding to My amusement and entertainment for the day.
So go ahead, pick up the phone, drool over My pictures, and be prepared to open your wallet nice and WIDE!
Remember: You are only worth as much as your last tribute, so tribute BIG to make up for your lack of manhood! |