So you have a thing for women who smoke? I will use you as my human ash tray, I will blow my smoke right in your face and laugh as you cough.
I love making you fetch my cigarettes and lighter, making you kneel next to me and hold the lighter so I can light up my cigarette, even though you know what will be coming so soon.
Yes I do expect you to open your mouth and eat the ashes as I tap them onto your tongue. And once it is time for me to crush my cigarette out, you better have some spit on that tongue of yours or it will hurt even more!