That
doesn't mean I'm *super* smart . . . just that I can answer a lot of
questions correctly on Jeopardy (ahem, phrase the correct QUESTIONS,
that is) when I'm at home in bed, but I probably couldn't WIN if I ever
actually got on the show. Not that I'm trying!
I was considered
a nerd in high school. Boys were always surprised to notice I had big
boobs, because I just really wasn't interesting to them at all. I was
more interesting to teachers and stuff who always asked, "why don't
you have a boyfriend?"
I wondered why not,
too. BECAUSE I REALLY WANTED TO GET LAID.
I guess I've been
making up for it ever since then.
Seriously, there
are huge gaps in my knowledge base, but if you don't mind falling into
my, ahem, GAP, I still like to talk about books, film, literature .
. . wait a second, I guess I covered that when I mentioned BOOKS. See?
I told you . . . I'm not THAT smart.
I'm really just
a girl in glasses who wants a little respect . . . and to fuck A LOT. |
You do know that the better-educated a person is, the more likely they are to do REALLY KINKY SHIT, right? Sometimes looks are deceiving.
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