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How do you know if you're a MASTURBATOR!?? More importantly, how do GIRLS know you're a masturbator!??? Well, I will tell you, and you will recognize that girls DO know...and laugh, and laugh, and point fingers, and giggle, and whisper about you LOL. OK...so. For starters, you're pathetic looking, you dress wimpy, your small, feminine hands give you away! Look at them! Short, clean nails, practically manicured, skinny fingers with no hair on them at all, eck!! You would probably fit into a girls size 1 clothing, shoe size around a men's 7. Tight, skinny leg jeans. Easily pushed around by girls and guys alike, yet you STILL hang around *sheesh* ~ you never get the picture! We're all LAUGHING at you!!! You're NOTHING! We know that you look at us hotties, at the beach, at the mall...you're trying real hard to get our picture in your mind for when you RUN home to masturbate! Grab that lube, close your eyes, and jerk jerk jerk!! Grab a melon, grab a pillow, hump hump hump!! You're getting sweaty working toward that lil shot of jizz, LOL, so funny!!!
How pathetic is it that you CRAVE masturbation humiliation?! I LOVE to laugh at jerk off's like you, I sell you pictures of my ASS HOLE and you can almost SMELL IT!!! You actually LICK the computer screen when you have my pics on it, DREAMING of the real thing! Well mr. jack off, have at it! I laugh while you pour money into my account, I love it! I buy myself nice things while YOU jerk and pay! Next time you jack off using MY pictures, PAY ME $15.00, hear??? MAIL PAYMENT, TRIBUTE, whatever, you don't do it for free!! Pics of a pretty girl are for REAL MEN, not chronic masturbators like YOU!!!
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