Well this is the line to call for you. My name is Kessa, but that is Miss Kessa to you. I have almost 24 years now of experience with being a strong, beautiful woman. I will teach you how to put on makeup, first in a way that isnt so "OMG LOOK ITS A MAN WEARING MAKEUP" way, but more subtle. Slowly building it up to a full beautiful face. I will teach you how to talk, how to walk and how to become the lady you have always wanted to be.
I will also listen to your problems and offer advice.
Do you want to call just to talk? Or even cry? Go for it.
Why waste your money on a therapise who doesnt understand any of this? All they understand are Vanilla lifestyles and thats what they will push on you. Not me. I will help you embrace the woman you were meant to be.
So say bubye to your penis, and hello to happier, stiletto filled days :)