Rules for this call:
Step One: I ask you whatever I want and if you bore me (and we both know you will), then I'll ignore you. This way, we both know it's personal.
Maybe I'll even hang-up on your unworthiness. I've got better things to do, like see an infomercial or watch paint dry.
Step Two: You'll be given instructions to follow after the call. Comply or you'll be blocked.
This is what I look like, ignoring you.
New! Want to find out what happens when I go shopping with Little Miss Mandy? If you think you can handle the humiliation times two, begin with Chapter One.
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If I'm not around, maybe you'd like to play PPV picture games, you wee willie wanker.
Black Stockings & A Short Skirt At Work?! Hell yes, I'm trailer trash, and I don't care if you or my boss looks at me while I work -- even while I masturbate -- because I'm still better than you!
PS I know you're looking up my skirt; but I don't care because you're nothing to me.