Phone Sex

I mean, really?!
As if!

Rules for this call:

Step One: I ask you whatever I want and if you bore Me (and we both know you will), then I'll ignore you. This way, we both know it's personal.

Maybe I'll even hang-up on your unworthiness. I've got better things to do, like see an infomercial or watch paint dry.

Step Two: You'll be given instructions to follow after the call. Comply or you'll be blocked.

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(Be sure to message me with an "oink" to let me know how badly you want it!)

And while I'm at it, I'll take your money too.

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