I'm the girl you WISH lived next door!
The only problem is that I'd just be
a total bitch to you, steal your lunch money
and never pay you any attention at all.
Since you aren't lucky enough to live
next door to me? You'll just have to call
so I can steal your lunch money
(and all of your other money, too!)
and leave you weak and addicted to me.
Explore my various listings to find out just how
easy it is to surrender to your new addiction!
Addiction is expensive...
this is going to cost you!
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