You're too much of a loser.
Financial Domination: Prying open your wallet with a sharp look.
Talk about phoning it in.. you couldn’t even pay me to talk to you live.
You know, you’re really not that complicated a man. In fact, I don’t even need to be available to give you the treatment you deserve. If you were worth a shit, *I’d* be calling *you* instead of the other way around. But we both know that’s not going to happen, don’t we, pin-prick?
It's true, I don’t care to spend any time with you, but you can always pull your little pud to the sounds of my recorded abuse, and pretend you were worth insulting in person.
…Pathetic.
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