
I'm Everything You're Not!

If you rub those two brain cells of yours together, you'll see my point:
This will be the beginning of a give & take relationship wherein YOU GIVE and I TAKE. Simple, isn't it? Your new purpose in life will be to give to me. I love cash gifts and the occasional item from my wish list. How else could you even hope that I would waste my time thinking of you?
 You can beg, but... I'm going to take it all!
After a morning of shopping with your money, my girlfriends and I will laugh about what a loser you are over pina coladas, and you'll be picking up the tab for our lunch.
While I'm sure you dream of being under the table licking our feet, you're just NOT INVITED. Serving me financially here is your ONLY option.

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