Phone Sex

1. FOR QUIKIES...

IF you WANT TO TALK IMMEDIATELY
CALL.

I'LL DEAL WITH your SORRY ASS.

PAY ATTENTION

2. DO NOT CALL EARLY!!!(midwestern time)

!IF you PESTER ME AFTER 5AM-BEFORE NOON I WILL FUCKING BLOCK your SORRY-ASSFACE, DIPSHIT-FUCKTARD!!!

3. IF you WANT TO TRY your LUCK, (HAAA! OBVIOUSLY YOUR LUCK IS FOR SHIT IF YOUR ON THIS PAGE)
E-MAIL ME.

I CHECK THE E-MAILS HERE WHEN I HAVE ENOUGH SPARE TIME TO WASTE ON DEALING WITH your SHIT.

4. MY WEB CAM IS WATCHING ME MOST OF THE TIME, CALL FOR DETAILS.

MSN/ YAHOO/ AOL/ EYEBALL MESSENGERS ARE WHAT I USE FOR MY WEB-CAM. CLICK HERE FOR ADDRESSES.

5.

• IF you ARE A TRUE SUB...
• your DAILY LISTS OF CHORES AND RESPONSIBILITIES WILL BE RECEIVED WEEKLY.
• I WILL REQUIRE A MINIMUM OF ONE CALL DAILY TO MONITOR your PROGRESS, OR MOST LIKELY LACK THEREOF...
• IF you ARE EXCEPTIONALLY ANNOYING I WILL REQUIRE AT LEAST ONE WEEKLY, IF NOT DAILY TRIBUTE MINIMUM.
• FAILURE TO GET THE TASKS, I HAVE JUST WASTED MY TIME ASSIGNING TO you, COMPLETED BY THE TIMES SPECIFIED WILL RESULT IN A PENALTY OF MY DISCRETION.

• MY WHIP

  FUCKING BURNS

  WITH THE

  FIRE!!!

  HOWEVER, THAT IS THE LEAST OF your WORRIES...

  MY CATALOG OF DEVICES IS FAR TOO VAST AND UNFATHOMABLE FOR THE LOW-LEVEL SUBSERVIENT THAT you ARE TO COMPREHEND.

  NOW GO PICK UP A

  FUCKING PHONE

  AND START your FIRST SESSION NOW!!!

DON'T you EVEN TRY TO THINK WITH THAT DRIED UP WAD OF SHIT you've NAMED "BRAIN", ABOUT CLICKING OUT OF MY DUNGEON WITHOUT PAYING MY PASSER-THROUGH TAX'S. ONE WAY TO EARN MY PERMISSION FOR your EXIT, CLICK HERE FOR MY RECORDED LISTING.