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What is it you like about sneezing? 

Do you like my sneezes loud or soft? 

 Do you like to see my face right before I sneeze, with my nostrils flaring, my eyes closing, my face getting ready to let a big wet sneeze out onto any part of your body you like? 

 Do you like to hold the tissue for me to sneeze into? 

 Would you catch my sneezes?

  My real, wet, hard sneezes are waiting for you.  All my sneezes are real and waiting for you. 

Wanna read a funny sneeze story that just might get you off?  Click here!