Easily the best 'investment advice' you will ever get! Call
Stopped by for the newest mutual fund tip did you? Well the Bank of Kennedy is now open and ready to take your deposits you loser! I know your brand of cheapness. You want it cheap and you want it for nothing. Call now and here me tell you exactly what to do with your money. Im sure you will take my suggestions and smile while doing it LOL.
You dont need the stock market or a financial advisor because I have just replaced all of that! What you need is me to give you all your new "tips" on how to see things MY way when it comes to YOUR money. Your the greedy type that does not know what to do with your money.
You usually let another man gamble it away for you, picking things to throw your money away on. I know I look a hell of a lot better then that fat, bald bastard in the cheap polyester suit. So if your going to give it all to someone then you can start giving it to ME. Everything has changed now..so hand it over PIG I will be handling your finances from now on!