Hello,
Do You Need a Sponsor?
A Savior?
Good.
Where do you go when the 12 steps no longer work? You have tried every conceivable therapy, You have had the interventions, In patient treatment, Rehab,
They have all failed you as poetically as you have failed others.
Where do you go then?
You go as far you can make it to the only place you want to be.
Where the cravings lead you, To Me, Welcome to my Meeting.
From this moment on I am Your drug of choice, Your sponsor and Your personal savior.
If it takes days of consideration, If it takes all the effort you can manage, You will inevitably crawl back to me time and time again and be right where you started You always find refuge in the fact that I know you, like no one else ever will.
You are a professional fuck up. You lead a mediocre existence. Until now all you had was your porn collection, alcohol, and one hand ALWAYS on your cock.
Well it's your lucky day loser, there is hope, light at the end of the tunnel
Now you have ME.
Kytten A beautiful goddess. A lighthouse in your meager existence.
All you need and so much more than you deserve
I am the Alpha and the Omega. The First, The Last, The Best a reason to go on. . .
What happens when you call?
I will give your life Meaning. You will give me. . .
Money.
Pay Monthly Jack Off Taxes $20
Pay $20 for Permission to Jack Off this Month
Jack Off, Jack Off, Jack Off Recording $2
THIS IS A FETISH REPETITIVE RECORDING
I'LL REPEAT THAT, THIS IS A REPETITIVE RECORDING OF ME REPEATING THE PHRASE "JACK OFF FFOR ME, JACK OFF FOR ME" Over and Over again
I Take Your Cash and Sing LaLaLa Recording $5
Repetitive Recording of me singing LaLaLaLaLa I'm taking your money!
Hypnotic Induction Recording $3 per min
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Pay to View Nothing $100
Open This $100 Pay to View to find NOTHING Inside
Cash Rip Off Recording $20 per Min
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Buy Pics Set A $20
Just buy them.
Buy Pics Set B $20
Just buy these too.
Buy Pics Set C $20
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Buy Pics Set D $20
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Hypnotic Financial Seduction Recording $3 per Min
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I Read Ingredients in Ice Cream $5 per Min
I read the ingredients in my favorite ice cream
I Recite Alphabet To you $5 per Min
Drive By Payment Drop $200
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Hypnotic Vocal Crack for Addicts $10 per min
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Hypno Vocal XTC for Addicts $20 per min
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Buy Your Way Out $999
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Verbal Abuse $5.00 per min
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