As the Warden, it is my duty to ensure the safety of all prisoners even contemptible losers like you. While you are handcuffed, you will be forced to submit to a full (and very humiliating) body cavity search. Bending over and spreading your little pig-boy butt cheeks will reveal any nasty contraband that you think you can smuggle into MY jail.
If I know you, and I do... You're nothing but a worthless piece of shit who thinks that YOU can get something past me. Think again loser!
I am THE WARDEN and I am the one in charge.
YOU are nothing but a pathetic masturbator who can't keep your hands on the outside of your pants! Always looking at disgusting pictures of... Gambling online... putting yourself at risk... Don't you think its time you confessed your dirty little secrets? You know you NEED to pay for your perverted crimes.
Your humiliation will begin when you are escorted into court wearing a paper jumpsuit and flipflops. Your arms held by your side via the stainless steel handcuffs and belly chain... a heavy duty Master padlock assures the public that you cannot reach out and touch some one, anyone, and the close-fitting ankle cuffs guarantee your inability to escape. Your humiliation is nearly complete.
Your face begins to redden as the female bailiff reads the charges against you.
The Judge looks down at you and asks "How do you plead?"
"Gggguilty" you stammer.
The only thing that remains is to determine the proper punishment.
I know how I would treat shoplifters, porn wankers and men who have no respect for women. Which one are you?>
What do you think YOU deserve?>
Call and beg for my mercy. It will be better for YOU if you do!