Awww!!
What a good puppy you would make! You know you would get SOO much more
attention from Me if you were a cute little puppy instead of that nasty
waste of man flash. Just imagine... Me actually wanting to spend time
with you! Wanting you at My feet! Letting you rest your little puppy head
on My feet!
And
just think how happy you could make Me with the way you can so quickly
learn a new trick! Like.. Sit, or Fetch... or PLAY DEAD. Not at all like
the pitifully slow way in which you learn as a "man" is it?
And wouldn't it be nice to know when you opened you mouth - all I would
hear is a bark, rather then the verbal mistakes that usually flow from
that hole?