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BritishGirlMockTherapy: Making You Better by Making You Worse
A long time? Never?
Ah, well, we can correct that.
I have a few veins of thought for this. The first: A therapist roleplay, involving the subject (you) being softly berated with questions. In a counselor setting, the interview would be delivered with a sterile air... as you squirm in your seat before the lovely, posh British doctor.
The second, more candid approach, would feature me as the ex-girlfriend, or platonic friend, who decides to pepper you with the most embarrassing questions - delighting in your blushing and stammering.
The third: Well, if you truly want to get "better" you'll have to do precisely as I say, regardless of what that course of "treatment" is.
My gentle coaxing results in your most guarded secrets being served up on a platter. Are my comments pointed -- subtly chiding -- or are you just projecting? I know it's exhilarating, unburdening your mind... which is why I'm confident you'll return again and again.
"Don't be embarrassed, I'm not here to judge you," I'll explain. You'll feel at ease, opening your mind and letting all those delicious tidbits free. It's only later that you'll consider what you've done.
Of course, sometimes it takes a little more to grease the doors in your head. Sometimes, I must take measures which seem more than slightly drastic. The same can be said of helping you to become better. It might even appear my suggestions cause your condition to worsen -- but it's always darker before the storm. You'll just have to trust me.
Often, these mental examinations require stepping into roles. Roleplaying your fantasies with someone tends to sate them for a while. Again... you'll have to trust that I know best.
Pseudo ("Mock") Therapy Roleplay
Being Interviewed
Asked Probing, and Ultimately Embarrassing Questions
Unveiling Hidden Desires
Spilling, or Sharing Your Deepest Secrets
Interrogation Fantasies
A Medical Environment, Featuring Me as the "Doctor"
Unorthodox Means of Making You "Better"
Divulging Your Lack of a Sex Life to an Ex-Girlfriend
Have Your Fetishes and Fantasies "Analyzed"
NOTE: I am *not* qualified to dispense therapeutic
advice.(Granted, that fact doesn't often stop me. However, I just wanted to let it be known, in no uncertain terms, that any "advice" contained within the fantasy could be hazardous to your health. It might even cause you to explode. But, I hope, in the most pleasant manner possible.)
This is a FANTASY ROLE PLAY. NOT intended for serious advice, nor real therapy.
Since it has been called into question, do allow me to explain my work ethic -- if I don't care for what I'm doing, I cease doing it. The vast majority of my fine callers (who I do not disconnect from) are afforded the pleasure of knowing that I find them engaging, intelligent and thoroughly enjoyable -- simply waving a few greenbacks in my direction is not enough. If I've disconnected from you... well, perhaps you shouldn't have displayed a dreadful disposition, hmm?
;)
