THIS IS A PHONE ONLY LISTING!

Welcome to the Laugh Line! You are here because you know you are a beta dick male. You know you are inferior to all women, especially a Queen such as myself. This line, is SPECIFICALLY for my enjoyment at laughing at your lack of manhood.

You are ill-equipped to please a woman. Your entire life you have been embarrassed of your micro penis. Call now so you can be the "small dick" of all the jokes!