Phone Sex

Three simple things you have to do: CALL; SHUT UP & PAY. Surely even you can manage that! You see the thing is; I don't have to give you any attention at all. Just the very fact that I'm on the other end of a phone line is more than enough for you. The fact that you can hear Me breathing and going about My daily life is enough to make you want to give ALL your money to Me. Not that I need your money. I just enjoy that power I have over you. So much so that when you call; I'm not going to speak to you. I'm going take your money and ignore your pathetic existence. And you're going to be grateful for it...