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I am a straight guy, English born and bred...you could probably tell that from the accent - huh?

...More than just that. I am an erotic, fantasy fueled, horny dog who LOVES to play... the kinkier, the richer, the deeper and the more salacious the better.

Have you ever shocked yourself with what you find erotic?

If you need to talk to an intelligent, good-looking, STR8 guy RIGHT NOW
about all your horny fantasies, then come and tell me all about it.

LADIES: If you need your hot little pussy left trembling and twitching in ecstasy call me on my $0.97 line
and get ready for the rush - Don't even THINK about calling me on that line unless you are a genuine
female, I will block your fag-ass so fast your head will spin- AFTER charging you for an hour of my time.

And for all you horny FAGS and Sissy's check out my other listings and recordings... I've got an idea!
Why don't you come and serve at my feet while you watch me revel in wahtever pass time takes my fancy,
I'd love nothing better than to have you as my little performing toy to entertain all my friends.
Picture yourself there staring at my feet in abject humilation while all your betters look down at you.

I love to tell you exactly what to do, and exactly how to do it, you can come and
be my slave and do my bidding while I take sick pleasure in your helpless anguish. I don't mind
listening to all your perverted fantasies about whatever it is that is tormenting your sick mind, and I'll tell you...
EXACTLY what MY SICK MIND thinks about all of it.

I'm a well-hung, fit, STR8 guy who likes nothing more than spending time with hot girls who make me feel
like the King of England.

Maybe you'd like me to take your wife or girlfriend as one of my courtesans and ravage her in front of you -
make her feel like a REAL WOMAN - something you no doubt totally failed to do. I love making women cum,
licking and pounding their pussies until they writhe in ecstacy, there's nothing hotter, except perhaps doing
it in front of their useless husband or boyfriend as they sit crying about how pathetic they are.

I love to demonstrate my total SUPERIORITY, mentally, physically (you need proof?? Ha HA! YOU couldn't afford it!)...

I AM the superior being that you've been looking for - the kinkier, the richer, the deeper and the more salacious
your imagination - the better - I doubt you'll match mine.

Cash-slaves and grateful little faggots are always welcome - you want to try and buy your way into my favour? Start here:

$5 Tribute for wannabe piggies

$10 Tribute for bronze piggies (Buy me some tunes)

$20 Tribute for Silver piggies (A night out on the town)

$50 Tribute for Gold piggies (Its what I deserve)

$100 Tribute for PLATINUM piggies (I want to treat some real pussy, you don't want her thinking I'm mean do you?)

Are you STILL wasting time? If you've got something specific in mind then email me ahead of calling - but don't
waste my time with stupid questions by email...or I'll fine you.