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Not just my hot bod...
Not just my brains...
Fools like you are my tools.

I see you watching me, piggy...

You come sneaking around, sniffin' 'round my trailer, hiding in the bushes wanking your wee willie, watching me... I know you're always watching, so I'll show off my hot bod, teasing and tempting you... But I'm always ready with sneers and mocking looks -- because you're not good enough for me.

And while I'm at it, I'll take your money too.

PPV games: teasing photos of my sweet bod combined with my wicked mocking will have you spellbound & addicted. Not to mention tortured -- because you can't come while you play them. (If you do wanker boy, you must pay the come tax.) You always need my permission to come.

How far in these bratty tease series do you think you can get without spurting?

Do the impossible for this Trailer Trash Angel -- look at her and don't come (for as long as you can, anyway) and if/when I let you come, you'll swear you're flying!

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Yes, piggy, each game is different. (If you thought otherwise, let me remind you that you shouldn't try to think with something so small.)

New Every Month! The Brat List -- For those gluttonous piggies who can't get enough of this Trailer Trash Celebutaunt (one part "celebutant", one part "taunt"), there's The Brat List. Join it now.

(Be sure to message me with an "oink" to let me know how badly you want it!)

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