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The bells will be ringing and so will your balls when Jolly ole Saint Nick comes sliding down the chimney and finds you wanking on your Willy! Then laughing so hard his belly shaking like a bowl of jelly; he roars with glee; looks like Santa needed to bring someone a bigger willy. Don’t be so sad my tiny pecker friend; I still may have a treat or two for you in my bag. How about some switches or something big and hard to slide in that tight hole?

With one final roar of laughter Santa turns to say; for a minty fresh ass slide this peppermint candy cane in your fun hole. Don’t worry about removing it; it will melt in your ass! With that Santa laughed and said; to all a good night and have fun with that hole!!!!